14 Photos You Can Relate To If You’ve Ever Had To Queue For Anything In Nigeria
If you’ve ever had to wait for anything in Nigeria, this one’s for you.
1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.
2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”
Are they sharing money in front?
3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.
Is this some kind of joke or something
and now u be like Oga pump attendant even nah 1litre
4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.
Abi u dey text your ancestors
5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.
I’m judging you please.
6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.
BaBa where your conscience?
7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”
Are they following me from somewhere?
8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.
Is this heaven?
9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.
The patient dog gets the best Jollof.
10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.
What is this life?
11. What about Nigerian banks?
Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..
12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.
Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?
13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.
Are they bringing it from Heaven?
And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like
But deep inside u r like
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1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.
2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”
Are they sharing money in front?
3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.
Is this some kind of joke or something and now u be like Oga pump attendant even nah 1litre
4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.Abi u dey text your ancestors
5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.
I’m judging you please.
6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.
BaBa where your conscience?
7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”
Are they following me from somewhere?
8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.
Is this heaven?
9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.
The patient dog gets the best Jollof.
10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.
What is this life?
11. What about Nigerian banks?
Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..
12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.
Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?
13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.
Are they bringing it from Heaven?
And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like
But deep inside u r like
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1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.
2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”
Are they sharing money in front?
3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.
Is this some kind of joke or something
4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.
5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.
I’m judging you please.
6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.
BaBa where your conscience?
7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”
Are they following me from somewhere?
8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.
Is this heaven?
9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.
The patient dog gets the best Jollof.
10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.
What is this life?
11. What about Nigerian banks?
Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..
12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.
Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?
13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.
Are they bringing it from Heaven?
And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like
But deep inside u r like
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from Nairaland http://ift.tt/1VVCZJS If you’ve ever had to wait for anything in Nigeria, this one’s for you.
1. When you arrive at the filling station for fuel and the last person on the queue is at the next bus stop.
2. And when you ask, they say “I’ve been here for 10 hours.”
Are they sharing money in front?
3. Then after your own 6 hours, fuel finishes.
Is this some kind of joke or something
4. When you are at the ATM queuing for money and someone is taking too long.
5. And after 5 minutes they withdraw 1000 naira.
I’m judging you please.
6. SO the next person goes there and starts to withdraw all the money in the machine.
BaBa where your conscience?
7. You finally get to the front of the long line and it says “Temporarily unable to dispense cash.”
Are they following me from somewhere?
8. What about when you want to buy buka food, and you see the line like.
Is this heaven?
9. But you endure because the woman’s soup is impeccable.
The patient dog gets the best Jollof.
10. But you finally get to the front and they say dodo has finished.
What is this life?
11. What about Nigerian banks?
Customer care will tell you to join the complaints queue when you want to complain about the long deposit queue..
12. When you spend so long on the bank queues that you figure out the answers to Nigeria’s problems.
Will Nigeria become better if the queues move faster?
13. Or when you queue all day for National ID Card and then they tell you it’ll be ready in two years.
Are they bringing it from Heaven?
And finally,the one most of us hate to admit
14: You Are At a party waiting for your party rice(hu no like party jollof rice), then it gets to ur turn but the food finish just before you, then another one is shared from your left but wen its gets to ur turn same story, and d sharer be like "aww,dont worry i wu get something for you". But of course dats d end of the story
Then people ask you,hope you are having a nice time n u r like
But deep inside u r like
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14 Photos You Can Relate To If You’ve Ever Had To Queue For Anything In Nigeria
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